Ifatunde University?
God help us! |
But, unfortunately, it's not. We now have on the horizon, wait for it....
IFATUNDE UNIVERSITY
God help us all.
Umar Johnson, starting in September of 2018, will offer a course of Pan Afrikan Philosophy Leadership Training Colloquium.
Really, Umar...Ifatunde University? But no Frederick Douglass Marcus Garvey International RBG for Boys? After all, FDMG is what all those folks gave Umar money to do.
Yet, he hasn't done it. And now he wants to move from middle and high school to university level tomfoolery.
Okay, is this going to be like Trump University?
Can you imagine the courses that will be offered at Ifatunde University?
I can.
Wanna see?
Here it is.
Course Code | Course Name |
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IUR099 | Remedial Rental Car Random Ranting |
IUG098 | Grave Humping for Beginners |
IUAC201 | Coonology |
IUAR101 | Introduction to Adopting Dead Relatives |
IUAR201 | Intermediate Adopting Dead Relatives |
IUAR301 | Advanced Adopting Dead Relatives |
IUAT101 | Detecting Ashy THOTs |
IUAT201 | Advanced THOT-ish Personality Disorder |
IUAW101 | Avoiding Weave |
IUAW201 | Avoiding Blond Weave |
IUBD500 | Becoming a Descendant |
IUBH301 | Bootyhole Receipts |
IUCC101 | Introduction to Cookie Crushing 101 |
IUHB101 | Intermediate Hating and Disrespecting Black Women |
IUHB102 | Advanced Hating and Disrespecting Black Women* |
IUCC102 | Introduction to Cookie Crushing 102 |
IUCS101 | Introduction to Stoking Colorism Among Trifling Ass Black People |
IUDH099 | Introduction to Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers |
IUNB101 | Sidestepping Haters |
IUNB102 | Sidestepping Negro Bourgeoisie |
IUDH199 | Intermediate Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers |
IUOF601 | Opening a Fake School |
IUPC301 | Advanced Pretend Celibacy |
IUPS302 | Pseudo Psychology |
IUSB201 | Babymamma Stalking |
IUCS501 | Graduate Child Support Evasion |
*Specialty in Hating Black women Who Marry White men
Now here's a question. What do you earn as a result of attending and passing courses at Ifatunde University? A diploma? A certificate?
Next question. What could you do with a diploma or certificate from Ifatunde University?
Here's another question? Is Ifatunde University accredited? And if so, by what accrediting agency?
One more question? What is the curriculum?
OH!
These are questions that someone who actually opened a school would know. And goodness knows Umar isn't opening a school.
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Does Umar Johnson need a 302 involuntary commitment?
Mobile Crisis Team: 1-800-417-9460
This dude is an adherent of "Dr. Malachi Z. York" who is in the ADX SuperMax in Florence, CO for more than a hundred charges of child molestation, in many cases of his own children, in leading one of the most dangerous and destructive cults in modern american history.
ReplyDeleteUmar is dirty. No doubt. A low-down dirty rotten scoundrel.
I'm a junkyard, backyard dog. I can get dirty w/ the best of 'em.
I'm coming for this dude Umar until he's in that ADX.
First came to my attention on his lies of claiming kinship. Then discovered the incredible fraud this man has perpetuated right out in the open.
If Black Lives Matter then Black Minds Matter and this man Umar has used techniques he learned from Dr. York to manipulate and defraud the weakest and most susceptible minds of our little brothers and little sisters.
His scam is coming to an end.
Before we clean up the mess he's created may have to yet get dirtier but nobody dirtier than me ... just ask around.
Coming for you, Umar.
You going to stop me? You going to see me?
I think not.
FACTSSSSSSSS
DeleteI cried with laughter and spit out my coffee and caused a complete outburst in the workplace while reading the courses buhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa I can't breathe! I need to just log out for the day! Stick a fork in me I'm DONE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteBUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This list of classes to be offered are soooo funny!!! And another question about this little institution of lower learning.....can I get a Pell Grant? A none student loan??? If I can use a Pell Grant then I would like to register for Bootyhole Receipts, Sidestepping Haters, Opening a Fake School and Intermediate Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers.
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DeleteI knew Umar when he first started out on WURD talk radio in Philly. He and another doctor were regular callers. Then WURD gave him a spot which was short- lived. Before, Saa Neter and YT, Umar had a another short-lived AM radio show.
ReplyDeleteHe did a lecture at Philly's African American History museum on Special Education & Black boys. Many professionals (teachers, social workers, psychologists) were in attendance. He would contact us via e-mail whenever he did a radio show.
The next time I saw Umar was when he was with Saa Neter on YouTube.
Here's a report on the other doctor that got caught. So Umar will be next and note the name.
https://www.justice.gov/usao-edpa/pr/philadelphia-doctor-convicted-scheme-defraud-social-security
Yal sound like some fuckin groupies!
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