Ifatunde University?

God help us!
Please tell me this is a joke.  Because, really, I'd feel better about myself and the state of our people if this is actually a joke.  I really need this to be a joke.

But, unfortunately, it's not. We now have on the horizon, wait for it....

IFATUNDE UNIVERSITY

God help us all.

Umar Johnson, starting in September of 2018, will offer a course of Pan Afrikan Philosophy Leadership Training Colloquium.

Really, Umar...Ifatunde University?  But no Frederick Douglass Marcus Garvey International RBG for Boys?  After all, FDMG is what all those folks gave Umar money to do.

Yet, he hasn't done it.  And now he wants to move from middle and high school to university level tomfoolery.

Okay, is this going to be like Trump University?

Can you imagine the courses that will be offered at Ifatunde University?

I can.

Wanna see?

Here it is.

Course Code Course Name
IUAC201 Coonology
IUAR101 Introduction to Adopting Dead Relatives
IUAR201 Intermediate Adopting Dead Relatives
IUAR301 Advanced Adopting Dead Relatives
IUAT101 Detecting Ashy THOTs
IUAT201 Advanced THOT-ish Personality Disorder
IUAW101 Avoiding Weave
IUAW201 Avoiding Blond Weave
IUBD500 Becoming a Descendant
IUBH301 Bootyhole Receipts
IUCC101 Introduction to Cookie Crushing 101
IUHB101 Intermediate Hating and Disrespecting Black Women
IUHB102 Advanced Hating and Disrespecting Black Women*
IUCC102 Introduction to Cookie Crushing 102
IUCS101 Introduction to Stoking Colorism Among Trifling Ass Black People
IUDH099 Introduction to Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers
IUNB101 Sidestepping Haters
IUNB102 Sidestepping Negro Bourgeoisie
IUDH199 Intermediate Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers
IUOF601 Opening a Fake School
IUPC301 Advanced Pretend Celibacy
IUPS302 Pseudo Psychology
IUSB201 Babymamma Stalking
IUCS501 Graduate Child Support Evasion

*Specialty in Hating Black women Who Marry White men

Now here's a question. What do you earn as a result of attending and passing courses at Ifatunde University? A diploma? A certificate?

Next question.  What could you do with a diploma or certificate from Ifatunde University?

Here's another question? Is Ifatunde University accredited? And if so, by what accrediting agency?

One more question? What is the curriculum?

OH!

These are questions that someone who actually opened a school would know. And goodness knows Umar isn't opening a school.



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Comments

  1. John MMay 23, 2018 at 4:28 AM

    This dude is an adherent of "Dr. Malachi Z. York" who is in the ADX SuperMax in Florence, CO for more than a hundred charges of child molestation, in many cases of his own children, in leading one of the most dangerous and destructive cults in modern american history.

    Umar is dirty. No doubt. A low-down dirty rotten scoundrel.

    I'm a junkyard, backyard dog. I can get dirty w/ the best of 'em.

    I'm coming for this dude Umar until he's in that ADX.

    First came to my attention on his lies of claiming kinship. Then discovered the incredible fraud this man has perpetuated right out in the open.

    If Black Lives Matter then Black Minds Matter and this man Umar has used techniques he learned from Dr. York to manipulate and defraud the weakest and most susceptible minds of our little brothers and little sisters.

    His scam is coming to an end.

    Before we clean up the mess he's created may have to yet get dirtier but nobody dirtier than me ... just ask around.

    Coming for you, Umar.
    You going to stop me? You going to see me?

    I think not.

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  2. Creole 😘May 23, 2018 at 9:33 AM

    I cried with laughter and spit out my coffee and caused a complete outburst in the workplace while reading the courses buhahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaa I can't breathe! I need to just log out for the day! Stick a fork in me I'm DONE!!!!!

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  3. DoagaeMay 28, 2018 at 7:04 PM

    BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! This list of classes to be offered are soooo funny!!! And another question about this little institution of lower learning.....can I get a Pell Grant? A none student loan??? If I can use a Pell Grant then I would like to register for Bootyhole Receipts, Sidestepping Haters, Opening a Fake School and Intermediate Negotiating with Dusty Hotepers.

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  4. AnonymousJune 5, 2018 at 5:53 PM

    I knew Umar when he first started out on WURD talk radio in Philly. He and another doctor were regular callers. Then WURD gave him a spot which was short- lived. Before, Saa Neter and YT, Umar had a another short-lived AM radio show.
    He did a lecture at Philly's African American History museum on Special Education & Black boys. Many professionals (teachers, social workers, psychologists) were in attendance. He would contact us via e-mail whenever he did a radio show.
    The next time I saw Umar was when he was with Saa Neter on YouTube.
    Here's a report on the other doctor that got caught. So Umar will be next and note the name.
    https://www.justice.gov/usao-edpa/pr/philadelphia-doctor-convicted-scheme-defraud-social-security

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  5. AnonymousNovember 7, 2018 at 3:16 PM

    Yal sound like some fuckin groupies!

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