Having a Conniption...

Wearing his granny's housecoat?
Umar Johnson is having a conniption fit.

Why?

Because Prince Harry of England married Meghan Markle.

Meghan Markle is a mixed race person.  Her mother is Black and her father is White.  So already we know that Umar, with his apparent issues with light-skinned/mixed race Black folks, including Sara Suten Seti, his own alleged "cousin," Ken Morris, and his OWN father, has a problem.

Moving on...

She was previously known to be an actress on a show called Suits.  She's been on other TV shows as well.  The newly minted Duchess of Sussex is also known for speaking out on issues that impact women and for doing various charity work for poor and disenfranchised folk, particularly in Africa.

In any event, she married Prince Harry of England about 2 weeks ago.  And guess who had a one hour hissy fit?

You know who it was.  Say it with me...Umar Johnson.

Warning

I'm going to go off-character for a minute and get really petty. First, I wonder why in the hell does Umar have to repeat things two, three and sometimes four times?  Secondly, still off character...why in the hell does Umar look like he's wearing his grandmother's housecoat?  Thirdly, off character again...why didn't Umar put some goddamned pants on to make a recording.  So unprofessional.

Back to the Real

Okay...

How dare Umar Johnson talk about who ANYONE is marrying!  How dare Umar Johnson talk about Black women marrying white men when he trashes Black women, talks about them like dogs, abandons them when they have his children, name calls them, uses them for money, sex, food and anything else he can get, put them in potential physical danger, runs con games on them, and calls THAT bullshit being "unapologetically African" and being an "alpha male."

Then he has the audacity to get upset when the likes of Serena Williams and Meghan Markle marry white men?

Because, seriously, if Umar is the cream of the crop of marriageable Black men, I'd rather wear an iron chastity belt, and have the key thrown away, for the rest of my days on God's good earth!

Who did Umar marry?  Where is his model for a functioning relationship between a Black man and a Black woman?  Hells bells!  Umar hasn't managed to build a decent relationship with the ONE female he should be trying to build a decent relationship with -- HIS OWN DAUGHTER.

Besides, Black women marrying into European royalty isn't a new phenomenon.  Check this out.

Emma McQuiston

McQuiston is the daughter of Suzanna McQuiston and Nigerian oil tycoon Ladi Jadesimi, so she had some pretty elite blood already. She married Ceawlin Henry Laszlo Thynn, Viscount Weymouth in 2013. He is a British businessman and the child of the seventh Marquess of Math, Alexander Thynn. A marquess is a nobleman of hereditary rank who is above an earl but below a duke. As for McQuiston, she is Britain’s first Black marchioness.

Princess Angela of Liechtenstein

Angela Gisela Brown is the wife of Prince Maximilian of Liechtenstein. When they married in 2000, she became the first person of known African origin to become part of a reigning European dynasty through marriage.

Countess Lei von Habsburg

Countess Lei, a lawyer from South Carolina, is married to Franz Ferdinand (sometimes referred to as Frank) Habsburg. He is a son of the Archduke Geza of Austria. They wed in 2013.

Baroness Cecile de Massy of Monaco

de Massy is married to Christian Louis Baron de Massy who is Prince Rainier of Monaco’s nephew. The fashionable beauty of Caribbean descent is a prominent fixture among the who’s who of Monaco’s social scene and is also involved in philanthropy, serving as president of Ladies Lunch Monte-Carlo, a charitable organization in Monaco.

And the pièce de résistance is...

Princess Sophie Charlotte

Charlotte was the eighth child of the Prince of Mirow, Germany, Charles Louis Frederick, and his wife, Elisabeth Albertina of Saxe-Hildburghausen. In 1752, when she was eight years old, Sophie Charlotte's father died. As princess of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, Sophie Charlotte was descended directly from an African branch of the Portuguese Royal House, Margarita de Castro y Sousa. Six different lines can be traced from Princess Sophie Charlotte back to Margarita de Castro y Sousa. She married George III of England on September 8, 1761, at the Chapel Royal in St James’s Palace, London, at the age of 17 years of age becoming the Queen of England and Ireland.

And meanwhile, I'm sorry to say, but not surprised, that Umar is ranting and raving like a fool, listening and dancing around to music talking about “niggas,” “bitches,” "clubs," and "money," while looking like he's wearing his granny's housecoat...

SMH.


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Comments

  1. Did you say he is wearing his granny's houseboat? Buhahahahahahaha

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    1. Yes, actually, I did. I mean really, Umar couldn't put on a pair of pants?

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  2. Hell yeah it does!! 😄😄

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  3. I hate when he repeats that utter horseshit that comes out of his mouth. I think that he can only stay on topic by repeating things over and over ad nauseum. Just like when he refers to himself when speaking. That is to remind himself that he has at least 2 identities, and which one is in control at the time. He is such a jackass. The fact that people believe in this fool is disheartening.

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  4. Nostrils flaring, breathing hard, sucking up air like they're about to put a tariff on it, all while wearing his grandma's housecoat with some biker shorts underneath....Just nasty...Looking like a descendant of a out of business goodwill.

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