Hear Ye, Hear Ye...the Case of Umar Johnson
I am here to submit to the jury of the court of y'alls opinion, the case of Umar Johnson.
The case? Umar Johnson Is Bad for Business.
If you click the link here, and read the evidence, you will see that there is a well laid out case for Umar Johnson being bad for business, if I do say so myself.
However, the court has been re-convened to display one more set of exhibits. Please, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you....
Umar Johnson claimed he wanted to build a school for black boys. He subsequently had a Paypal account that was frozen, for which he claimed it was sabotage. And "lazy Negros" who are too lazy to go to the post office, buy a stamp and mail checks and money orders to him.
Are you kidding?
Then he got involved in the so-called "Conscious Stripper" scandal because he LIED about being celibate and never explained why he told such an unnecessary life., although he thought it was sufficient to meme the woman with whom he CHOSE to engage.
So much for respecting the Black woman.
Umar Johnson gets caught calling Black people "trifling" for not giving him $2 million dollars in one month.
Called his own supporters "trifling ass Black people." Who does that?
Umar Johnson got into a so-called "beef" with Boyce Watkins because Maria Lloyd, on the Boyce Watkins platform, presented a logical case for why we should ask questions of our leaders and those who present themselves as leaders. Further, Umar Johnson, with all this donation money he's collected from Black folks, is not exempt from this.
Unbelievable.
Umar Johnson then shows up on VladTV, iced out, without any explanation of where the donation money is and yet more foolery.
Gee, Umar, how much did that necklace cost?
Then, of course, when Umar didn't like how Vlad chopped up his interview, even though Umar did, in fact, say the things that VladTV claimed he said, he called Vlad and I quote, "a fuck boy."
Is this how a professional speaks?
And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury of the court of y'alls opinion, let's not forget the almost epic anti-Seti rant that was so crazy, so outrageous and so ridiculous, the Root and Jet magazine picked it up.
Is this a movement or the WWF?
Among other results, this rant set off light-skinned Black folks who took issue with being called albino, including a gentleman who is actually an albino, bless his heart.
Shaking my head.
The only thing that was crazier was that so-called "apology"video which really wasn't an apology, but an exercise in narcissistic tomfoolery.
The case? Umar Johnson Is Bad for Business.
If you click the link here, and read the evidence, you will see that there is a well laid out case for Umar Johnson being bad for business, if I do say so myself.
However, the court has been re-convened to display one more set of exhibits. Please, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, may I present to you....
EXHIBIT ELEVEN -- Umar Johnson
Umar Johnson is bad for his own business. If it please the court of y'alls opinion, I'd like to present a few exhibits in no particular order.Umar Johnson claimed he wanted to build a school for black boys. He subsequently had a Paypal account that was frozen, for which he claimed it was sabotage. And "lazy Negros" who are too lazy to go to the post office, buy a stamp and mail checks and money orders to him.
EXHIBIT 11-A
Dang...
Somewhere in there, he asked a radio host to hang up on a sister, who asked a legitimate question about accountability for the money our people donated to his fly-by-night scheme of a school
Somewhere in there, he asked a radio host to hang up on a sister, who asked a legitimate question about accountability for the money our people donated to his fly-by-night scheme of a school
EXHIBIT 11-B
Then he got involved in the so-called "Conscious Stripper" scandal because he LIED about being celibate and never explained why he told such an unnecessary life., although he thought it was sufficient to meme the woman with whom he CHOSE to engage.
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| EXHIBIT 11-C |
Umar Johnson gets caught calling Black people "trifling" for not giving him $2 million dollars in one month.
EXHIBIT 11-D
Umar Johnson got into a so-called "beef" with Boyce Watkins because Maria Lloyd, on the Boyce Watkins platform, presented a logical case for why we should ask questions of our leaders and those who present themselves as leaders. Further, Umar Johnson, with all this donation money he's collected from Black folks, is not exempt from this.
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| EXHIBIT 11-E |
Umar Johnson then shows up on VladTV, iced out, without any explanation of where the donation money is and yet more foolery.
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| EXHIBIT 11-F |
Then, of course, when Umar didn't like how Vlad chopped up his interview, even though Umar did, in fact, say the things that VladTV claimed he said, he called Vlad and I quote, "a fuck boy."
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| EXHIBIT 11-G |
Is this how a professional speaks?
And, ladies and gentlemen of the jury of the court of y'alls opinion, let's not forget the almost epic anti-Seti rant that was so crazy, so outrageous and so ridiculous, the Root and Jet magazine picked it up.
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| EXHIBIT 11-H |
Among other results, this rant set off light-skinned Black folks who took issue with being called albino, including a gentleman who is actually an albino, bless his heart.
EXHIBIT 11-I
The only thing that was crazier was that so-called "apology"video which really wasn't an apology, but an exercise in narcissistic tomfoolery.
EXHIBIT 11-J
We don't need a self-serving so-called apology like that.
Well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, although I can go on and on about Umar Johnson and his madness, the pièce de résistance in this whole collection of fuckery is Umar Johnson on a video, lamenting the possibility of losing his school psychologist certification, calls his own father a "coon" and says he wanted to "slap the shit" out of Roland Martin, among other absurdities.
Well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, although I can go on and on about Umar Johnson and his madness, the pièce de résistance in this whole collection of fuckery is Umar Johnson on a video, lamenting the possibility of losing his school psychologist certification, calls his own father a "coon" and says he wanted to "slap the shit" out of Roland Martin, among other absurdities.
EXHIBIT 11-K
He's a sho 'nuff fool, talking like that about his own father.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury in the court of y'alls opinion, please consider all the evidence before rendering a verdit.
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