Just A Gigolo!
Umar Johnson wants to be a gigolo!
Yes, indeed! The so-called "Doctor" wants to auction himself off to a woman who is willing to bid for his time, and perhaps, his labor.
While he's slurping, smacking, and scarfing down an ice cream sandwich and a drink with all the etiquette of a bull moose, Umar Johnson is gearing himself up to announce that he is thinking about raffling himself to the winner of a "Date With The Doctor."
Is this supposed to be a school or a carnival attraction?
Well, when it comes to Umar Johnson, it's likely the later.
You see, Umar Johnson is a whole circus act by himself. You see, he wants to "wife up" the first woman who becomes a diamond member of his "Loyal Donor Club" at $1,000 per month.
But I suppose that's another story. For this so-called "Date With The Doctor," Umar Johnson is willing to, *GASP* put on his tuxedo.
Of course, this is all to raise the money for the HVAC installation at his rat-trap, abandoned buildings that he's calling a school.
This is a quote
Do y'all like the "The Date With The Doctor" or do it look like I'm prostituting myself for HVAC repairs?
Umar Johnson
Yes, Umar Johnson used the word prostituting. He said it. I didn't.
He's dead serious. He has to be serious because suddenly, he doesn't care if the woman in question is natural, wears a weave, or has blond extensions down her back. It just all about raising money.
It's not like any of this is unprofessional, inappropriate, predatory, and let's face it, a little creepy.
Besides, what woman worth anything would want a dinner date with someone who behaves like this?
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