Somebody Come Get This Fool!

Does Umar Johnson need a 302 involuntary commitment?  Mobile Crisis Team: 1-800-417-9460.

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Umar Johnson is seen below, laying on the ground in Jackson, Mississippi, comparing himself to Jesus and comparing the "Queens" to Mary Magdalene, who is reported to have washed the feet of Jesus with her hair...because Umar Johnson needs someone to work on his feet.

Umar Johnson compared himself to the Black Christ of Ethiopia by calling himself the Christ of Pan-Africanism.

What is required to take care of the feet of the "Christ of Pan Africanism"?

1.  Hot Shea Butter
2.  Hot Lemon Juice
3.  Hot Blueberries
4.  Hot Agave
5.  Hot Guacamole




I'm not making this up.

Now, I've never claimed to be a Bible scholar.  But I've never heard or read of Jesus, Mary Magdalene, any of the Twelve Disciples, Noah, Job, Sarah, Rebecca, Jacob, Joseph, Adam, Eve, Cain or Abel, or any other Biblical figure refer to any of the following for anyone's feet:

1.  Hot Shea Butter
2.  Hot Lemon Juice
3.  Hot Blueberries
4.  Hot Agave
5.  Hot Guacamole

Plus, he's talking about "wife-ing up" the Queens who will make like Mary Magdalene and help him with his crusty feet.  And for this, one will get to each run the Frederick Douglass part of FDMG and the other will run the Marcus Garvey part of FDMG.  Because, it seems that the ability to take care of Umar Johnson's feet, which includes....

1.  Hot Shea Butter
2.  Hot Lemon Juice
3.  Hot Blueberries
4.  Hot Agave
5.  Hot Guacamole

...is the only qualification one needs to run a school.

Lord have mercy!  Jesus, Mary and Martha, please!  For the love of all that is holy in the heavens and on earth, someone come get Umar Johnson!

Because, with each one of Umar Johnson's videos, I wonder...

Does Umar Johnson need a 302 involuntary commitment?





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Does Umar Johnson need a 302 involuntary commitment?
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Comments

  1. DawnellMarch 2, 2021 at 8:19 PM

    Very good read also funny, lord please take the wheel

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