A Suspect?
One thing I will credit Umar Johnson with is his uncanny ability to be a whole weirdo, thereby giving in us more material to consider, chronicle, and sometimes laugh at.
Below is just TrueBlackAnonymous speculating on the reports of Umar Johnson's behavior as well as what has been observed when Umar Johnson goes online and makes a spectacle of himself.
Turning the Heat Down
We, meaning those of us who have watched Umar Johnson's behavior over the years, have speculated that Umar Johnson may be using some non-prescribed substances that are said to be sold by street pharmaceutical representatives.
I hope you know what I mean and I think you do.
One of the biggest pieces of evidence that we have to believe that Umar Johnson is turning the heat down is below.
Ridiculous, isn't it?
Well, now...if you think that was ridiculous, consider this.
Spongebob Scrubdaddy
If you have been in the world of the Umar Johnson critics, spectators, and observers, you should know about ol' Spongebob Scrubdaddy.
Putting Twenty on Ten?
Perhaps I am going too far here. I don't know. Like I said, I am speculating. So here goes some more speculation.
- If Umar Johnson uses street pharmaceuticals
- If Umar Johnson engages with "scrub daddies"
Can we put two and two together and come to a conclusion?
- Part one of my conclusion is Umar is likely more pansexual than pan-African.
- Part two of my conclusion is that Umar Johnson uses street pharmaceuticals.
So...is it beyond possibility to speculate that Umar Johnson would do anything, and I mean, anything, to get to those street pharmaceuticals, including receiving or giving manjaw?
Of course, I don't know. How could I know? I've never had occasion to visit DirtyRoom130.
But Umar Johnson has with ol' Spongebob Scrubdaddy. And that, in my speculative conclusion, makes Umar Johnson a suspect.
If Umar Johnson's mouth is moving and sound is coming out, Umar Johnson is lying.
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