Umar The Pandemic Pimp!

Awesome job, as usual, Anti Afro Svengalis!

Our good sister, Anti Afro Svengalis, stays on the case.  And in a real way, I don't blame her.  After all, Umar Johnson has been shucking and jiving, lying and flying, scheming and scamming, and sticking and moving in our communities for far too long.

So kudos to her, Lenon Honor, Rev. Gerald Palmer, Let's Get Into It With E & J, Make A Change, CreoleAngelHairPasta Fabulous, and so many others who are keeping their foot on Umar Johnson's neck.

He deserves it because of all the damage he's done in our communities.

Now that we are living in the coronavirus pandemic, times must really be tough for ol' Umar.  As far as I'm concerned, the only good thing about the COVID-19 pandemic is that it sat Umar's ass down.

You see, there's always a silver lining in the most trying of times.

Think about it.

Because of the COVID 19 pandemic, Umar Johnson can't do anymore of his speaking gigs/hyena yelps because we're social distancing.  So he can't charge admission, sell his merchandise, and scheme up on people's credit card/debit card numbers.

He certainly can't find anymore batches of cookies to crush at these gigs.

Secondly, since a lot of people aren't working, they likely don't have the money to be sending him for a so-called school that will never exist.  Even if they get a stimulus check, which is what I'm sure Umar is angling on, I would hope that if it comes down to feeding their children, paying their rent/mortgage, or giving it to Umar Johnson, they would choose to feed their children and/or pay their rent/mortgage.

Now, I've heard that Umar Johnson has a subscription-based podcast.  So, if you pay $9.99 a month, you will have the "privilege" to get a message from Umar Johnson in which he's ranting, raving, and carrying on about who-knows-what.

Does anyone think, during these pandemic times, in which people may not have jobs, who may not even have unemployment benefits yet, will pay $9.99 a month to listen to Umar Johnson?  And what kind of man would ask someone who isn't working to pay him $9.99 a month for essentially nothing?

I confess that I haven't been paying much attention to Umar Johnson these days because the sound of his voice grates my nerves.  I hear he's been banned from the major social media platforms.  So if that is true, and I have no reason to believe otherwise, then things must REALLY be hard for him because he can't even get online to beg for "donations."

And since we're quarantining and social distancing, Umar Johnson can't even make his way to a park's jungle gym to rant, rave and carry on about his half-baked conspiracy theories.  Further, since most businesses are closed, especially restaurants for dine-in service, he can't pick up any free WIFI.

So, to sum it up:

COVID -- 1
Umar    --  0

May the saints be praised.




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